Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun. Show all posts
Graphic representation of Website
This is a graphical representation of the of my webpage made by Websites As Graphs Tool. Type in any website and watch it flower and grow. The nodes in the graph use a physics model fro Traer.Physics. Click on Traer's examples for some very fun physics java applets!
Hell
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
(Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. )
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely.. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
Ipad Review by Mao
some absolutely backbreaking failures that will make buying one the last thing I would want to do.
First contact, big, ugly bezel, uncommon shape, big! Have you seen the bezel on this thing?! It's huge! This is only a big Iphone! No Multitasking!!! If this is supposed to be a replacement for netbooks, how can it
possibly not have multitasking? Are you saying I can't listen to Pandora while writing a document? I can't have my Twitter app open at the same time as my browser? I can't have facebook open at the same time as my email? No Cameras come one even a shitty phone has a camera!
The Name iPad dose it not sound like something your wife uses? No Flash ,Adapters If you want to plug anything into this, such as a digital camera, you need all sorts of ugly adapters. You need an adapter for USB!
It's Not Widescreen It's like owning a 4:3 TV all over again!
A Closed App Ecosystem The iPad only runs apps from the App Store talk about selling your soul to the devil. The same App Store that is notorious for banning apps for no real reason.
Want to run photoshop or a different soft on your iPad? Too bad! Well the next time I see one of these just laugh:)
The Future
How stressed are you?
Look at these images (click to enlarge) the more they seemingly move the higher your stressed level
